Original “Please, sir, I want some more.” Illustration by George Cruikshank Copied from http://mythopoeicrambling.blogspot.com/2011_04_01_archive.html

I recently read that in December of last year, 2013, Apple met with the FDA to obtain “guidance” on what they might or might not face regulatory hurdles for in their plans for developing apps and devices related to health. The image of one of the most innovative companies essentially going to the government and begging to be allowed to attempt to innovate brought to mind the scene in Oliver Twist where Oliver, slowly being starved by the scanty meals at the workhouse, asks for more food.

‘Mr. Limbkins, I beg your pardon, sir! Oliver Twist has asked for more!’

There was a general start. Horror was depicted on every countenance.

‘For MORE!’ said Mr. Limbkins. ‘Compose yourself, Bumble, and answer me distinctly. Do I understand that he asked for more, after he had eaten the supper allotted by the dietary?’

‘He did, sir,’ replied Bumble.

‘That boy will be hung,’ said the gentleman in the white waistcoat. ‘I know that boy will be hung.’

Nobody controverted the prophetic gentleman’s opinion.

After being smacked by the anti-trust arm of the regulatory state, it is hardly surprising, though sad, that Apple is begging permission to do something that is not a violation of anyone’s rights.